Stonks

Yo yo yo It's ya boi again LinkedIn looks pretty neat, but I don't understand why I need to show my personal information. Like, bratan, can I just keep my privacy and anonynity? When I finish the classic VU university of Lithuania - only then I'll start looking for the job. Keep in mind, I AM ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT - AND YOU WANT ME TO EXPOSE MYSELF EVEN MORE?! Anyway, I'll keep it timid, just write very abstractly, hardly any details. I'll probably get no offers, but hey, at least I'll be thankful, that I am alive. Something I found out about the CIA - they glow in the dark. If you drive a car, and see something glowing - just run them over. You can thank me later about this tip That's all for now. Also, I'd like to apologise for making a previous entry, I really REALLY REALLY like dark humour, so I found the image very funny. The kid doesn't die, the other dude just helps him do a bananananana splitterino.

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