Government secrets

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I am on the run

Thanks to my colleague, Dr1*, I'm able to send you all more entries about the government. The reason I'm not using my own account, is because I am on the run from the feds. They are hunting me down. I'm in a hiding. It's Hillary Clinton. I have information.

What is the information?

The reason I say it is Hillary Clinton is because - I have the information, which could lead to her arrest. Of course, people, who wrote it are "gone", I am the next victim. While I still have the time, let me tell you - Hillary Clinton is actually a lizard. I have to footage, but to upload 5TB of all evidence will take a long time. So far, the only proof you can find is from Hillary Clinton's campaign in 2016.

Look at the cup of water. Something comes down from her mouth. She is a bloody lizard.
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